Funny Out of Office Leave Message

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Subject: Out of Office: Gone Fishing for Festivities!

Greetings,

If you're reading this, it means I, [YOUR NAME], your beloved [Your Position] at [YOUR COMPANY NAME], am currently out of office.

This noteworthy period of my absence may or may not be due to my being kidnapped by space pirates, being invited to a surprise tea party by Bigfoot, my urgently needing to supervise my goldfish, or even my being on a secret mission for the 'Save the Snails' foundation. (Frankly, that's classified information).

Regardless of my exceptionally justifiable reasons, I regret to inform you that I will not be able to respond to your messages right away.

However, don't despair! While I'm away performing secret handshakes with aliens or starting a conga line with fairy penguins, you can reach [ALTERNATIVE CONTACT NAME] at [ALTERNATIVE CONTACT EMAIL].

I promise to respond to your email as soon as I'm back, by [DATE OF RETURN], unless a Yeti elopes with my laptop.

Thank you for understanding,
[YOUR NAME],

[Your Position]

[YOUR COMPANY NAME]

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