Cheeky Out Of Office Message
Cheeky Out Of Office Message
Subject: A Cheeky Out Of Office Message
Dear colleagues,
I am always eager to respond to your emails, however, if you notice a delay in my responses, it's not because I've taken up the hobby of tortoise racing or sailing away to the Bermuda Triangle. No, in fact, I'm out of the office from [DATE] to [DATE], celebrating a well-deserved break and avoiding any work-related emails like the plague.
For urgent matters, you can email [ALTERNATE CONTACT NAME]at [ALTERNATE CONTACT EMAIL]. They are the superhero to my sidekick and will help you out in my absence - they haven't mastered the art of dodging emails like I have, yet.
I'll make sure to get back to you as soon as possible, which should be by [EXPECTED RESPONSE TIME]. If it's any later, you have my permission to send me a reminder email with a subject line consisting purely of "Hey [YOUR NAME] remember me?" - it's always a great way to stir up my guilt and get faster responses.
Back to plotting my diving routes in the Bermuda now. Until then, thanks for understanding, and have a great day!
Best,
[YOUR NAME]
[YOUR POSITION]
[YOUR COMPANY NAME]
