Humorous Out Of Office Message
Humorous Out Of Office Message
Subject: Immediate Mission to the Office Fridge
Dear kindred seeker of wisdom and occasional emailer,
I am [YOUR NAME], [YOUR POSITION] at the grand and unyielding establishment, the [YOUR COMPANY NAME]. I am penning this missive to inform you that I am currently out of office as I embark on an arduous expedition that takes me to the unexplored territories of the Office Fridge.
Due to insurmountable cold, things that have grown legs since 2019, and the yet-to-be-discovered species within our fridge that may or may not be sentient, my responses may be slower than you would expect. My triumphant return and response to your email is expected at the first light of dawn next Monday.
Should your query be of such magnitude that it cannot wait for my victorious return, fear not! For, the noble [ALTERNATIVE CONTACT'S NAME], [ALTERNATIVE CONTACT'S POSITION] is indeed in office ready to bear the burdens of my digital communications. Reach out to them at [ALTERNATIVE CONTACT'S EMAIL]
My profound gratitude to you for understanding the enormity of this mission.
Your patience and support, as always, is greatly appreciated.
Until my return from the great icy fortress of forgotten lunches,
With warm (and soon to be chilled) regards,
[YOUR NAME],
[YOUR POSITION]
