Jimmy Fallon - I thought I’d never be that annoying person, but as soon as Winnie was born, I was showing iPhone snaps to a cab driver.

Jimmy Carter - I'll never tell a lie. I'll never make a misleading statement. I'll never betray the confidence that any of you had in me. And I'll never avoid a controversial issue.

Jimmy Fallon - Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.

Winnie the Pooh - If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.

Amy Grant - I never thought getting older would be so great. But when it comes to depression, I have experienced less the older I've gotten.

Gilbert Parke - For when a child is born the mother also is born again.

Anais Nin - Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

Jim Kelly - When I retired from the NFL, my son was born on my birthday two weeks later, which is Valentine's Day. Imagine having a son born on your birthday.

Richard Kronick - You are the last thought in my mind before I drift off to sleep and the first thought when I wake up each morning.

Ralph Waldo Emerson - You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

Dorothy Canfield Fisher - A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary.

Jimmy Barnes - I never take for granted how great Australia is and how well I have been treated here, so thank you for this chance at making a good life.

Hope Hicks - There is no substitute for hard work. Never give up. Never stop believing. Never stop fighting.

Aaron Peckham - Friday: The day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black. Also, the most annoying day of the week now.

William Barclay - There are two great days in a person’s life—the day we are born and the day we discover why.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - The person born with a talent they are meant to use will find their greatest happiness in using it.