Mark Twain - A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Mark Twain - When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

Mark Twain - I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any.

Mark Twain - In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

Mark Twain - Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

Mark Twain - Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

Mark Twain - The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.

Mark Twain - Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.

Mark Twain - Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life

Mark Twain - There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

Mark Twain - Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.

Mark Twain - Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

Mark Twain - All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Mark Twain - When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Mark Twain - Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Mark Twain - Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.