Jimmy Fallon - Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.

Debasish Mridha - Summer is singing with joy, and the beaches are inviting you with dancing waves.

Jimmy Fallon - I thought I’d never be that annoying person, but as soon as Winnie was born, I was showing iPhone snaps to a cab driver.

Thomas Jefferson - It is neither wealth nor splendor; but tranquility and occupation which give you happiness.

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.

Robert Green Ingersoll - In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences.

Thomas Szasz - The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

Blaise Pascal - Happiness is neither without us nor within us. It is in God, both without us and within us.

Daniel Mallory Ortberg - I attended an evangelical Christian university on the outskirts of suburban Los Angeles and by the time of my graduation was neither evangelical nor Christian.

Edward Young - Friendship's the wine of life: but friendship new... is neither strong nor pure.

Jean de la Bruyere - It is a sad thing when men have neither the wit to speak well nor the judgment to hold their tongues.

Omar Khayyam - The moving finger writes, and having written moves on. Nor all thy piety nor all thy wit, can cancel half a line of it.

Abraham Maslow - If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life.

Jimmy Barnes - I never take for granted how great Australia is and how well I have been treated here, so thank you for this chance at making a good life.

Jimmy John Liautaud - If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going to do anything, do it awesome.

Stephen King - The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

Peyton List - I think that what makes you cool at the end of the day is letting go, not being superficial or uptight, and being different.