Desi Lydic - If mugs made fart noises coffee shops wouldn't be relaxing, they'd sound like a yoga class in a retirement home.

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Nina Simone - Sometimes I sound like gravel, and sometimes I sound like coffee and cream.

Kavita Ramdas - We need women who are so strong they can be gentle, so educated they can be humble, so fierce they can be compassionate, so passionate they can be rational, and so disciplined they can

John Cooper Clarke - If you don't like The Ramones, you don't like rock 'n'roll. They're like The Beach Boys without the sea.

Daniel Handler - I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in a bookstore together. I like to receive reference books on my birthday.

Eddie Izzard - I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Marcel Wanders - I like swimming. I like the beach. I like fast cars. I like speedboats.

Carl W. Buechner -They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

Art Buchwald - This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

Virgil - They succeed, because they think they can.

Richard Nelson Bolles - Not for nothing is their motto TGIF ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do.

Donald Glover - I personally don't believe people really grow. They just learn stuff when they were a kid, and hold on to it, and that affects every relationship they have.

Ron Chernow - I have developed a very strong partiality for the dead: they don't talk back, they don't sue, and they don't have angry relatives.

Rainer Maria Rilke - A person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them - they're who they've been throughout your whole relationship.

Madonna - A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.

Charles Caleb Colton - True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.