Henny Youngman - Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Henny Youngman - Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take the time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I g

Henny Youngman - This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

Luigina Sgarro - It may happen that we miss the people we took care of more than we miss those who took care of us because the desire to love and the search for meaning are stronger than the desire to

Allison Janney - The real trick to auditioning is just letting go of trying to please them. Make it your own. That took me a long time to learn.

Jon Gruden - I got a lot of the greatest values in life from playing sports, from playing football - teamwork, sportsmanship, my work ethic, resiliency, dedication - I got it all by being on a team.

Nicole Kidman - Life has got all those twists and turns. You’ve got to hold on tight and off you go.

Ben Shapiro - It took capitalism half a century to come back from the Great Depression.

Rachael Ray - I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.

Fiona Apple - I got all my work done to graduate in two months and then they were like, I'm sorry, you have to take driver's ed. I just kind of went, Oh, forget it.

Diane von Furstenberg - I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.

Jeanette Winterson - Art saved me; it got me through my depression and self-loathing, back to a place of innocence.

Aristotle - Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

Ovid - There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.

Alfred Mercier - What we learn with pleasure we never forget.

George Sand - Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure.