Jim Gaffigan - Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.

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Debasish Mridha - Summer is singing with joy, and the beaches are inviting you with dancing waves.

Jim Gaffigan - There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.

Bob Hope - You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Elizabeth Edwards - It takes a lot of work to put together a marriage, to put together a family and a home.

Jim Carrey - I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

Phyllis McGinley - Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!

Jim Kelly - When I retired from the NFL, my son was born on my birthday two weeks later, which is Valentine's Day. Imagine having a son born on your birthday.

Buddha - Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.

Zoraida Pesante - I am not a perfect mother and I will never be. You are not a perfect daughter and you will never be. But put us together and we will be the best mother and daughter we would ever be.

Kimberly Schlapman - I like to do special things for people. Any time someone has a birthday, I make them a really special cake that they all seem to love - it's a Coca-Cola cake.

Steven Wright - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Aimee Bender - I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day.

Magic Johnson - All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them.

Jonas Brothers - I am what I am. I can't help myself and if you don't like it get with somebody else.

Rod Stewart - Well, there's not a day goes by when I don't get up and say thank you to somebody.

Pittacus Lore - That’s the worst way to miss somebody. When they’re right beside you and you miss them anyway.