Dave Barry - Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Dave Barry - Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

Frances McDormand - I'm not really interested in promoting 'Olive' as a series about depression or mental illness.

Carlos Cubia - Juneteenth, which is now a federal holiday, is a time to celebrate African Americans “making a way out of no way.” It’s a time to remember the remarkable things we’ve accomplished since

Dave Mustaine - Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard.

Dave Allen - I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me.

Dave Ramsey - Never take a loan against your retirement! When you pay interest against your retirement, you cost yourself interest.

Dave Eggers - It's not that our family has no taste, it's just that our family's taste is inconsistent.

Dave Carolan - Be a positive energy trampoline – absorb what you need and rebound more back.

Dave Attell - “When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.”

Todd Barry - I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

Barry Bonds - Everyone in society should be a role model, not only for their own self-respect, but for respect from others.

Barry Ritholtz - 'Returnless risk' is not how you prepare for a decent retirement.

Barry White - I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.

Keith Barry - If you feel depressed, go and buy twenty books about depression. Learn about it; find out how it works.

Barry Eichengreen - The 24% unemployment reached at the depths of the Great Depression was no picnic.