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Steven Wright - A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright - I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Steven Wright - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Steven Wright - I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.
Steven Wright - “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
Victoria Pratt - You show your vulnerability through relationships, and those feelings are your soft spot. You need to have a soft spot.
SNOOP DOGG - Women are in a position now to voice their opinion… women are getting empowered. The more power they get, the more voice they get to shift certain things around. Now I have a daughter, I
Eckhart Tolle - When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you
Jack London - A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog
Jonathan Groff - For Halloween, I've gone trick-or-treating as Mary Poppins, Peter Pan, and Robin Hood.
Sian Clifford - Every single one of my girlfriends who's had a big breakup has gone and done some kind of makeover, including myself.
Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.
Nikita Gill - You are gone, but thank you for all these soft, sweet things you have left behind in my home, in my head, in my heart.
Meredith Taylor - The heart is as transparent as the depths of the ocean; one can only see until the light is gone.