Martin Luther - Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail

Abraham Lincoln - How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Martin Luther King, Jr. - “I have decided to stick to love; hate is too great a burden to bear.”

Matthew Arnold - It is so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived light in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done

The Ultimate Warrior - Martin Luther King can have his own self-titled birthday recognized as a national holiday, but not our country's first president?

Groucho Marx - Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Keith Richards - You have the sun, you have the moon, you have the air that you breathe - and you have the Rolling Stones!

Robert Wagner - A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.

Kinky Friedman - Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

El DeBarge - I'm too grateful to be hateful. I am too blessed to be stressed.

Ralph Waldo Emerson - You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

Sydney J. Harris - A winner rebukes and forgives; a loser is too timid to rebuke and too petty to forgive.

Catherine Pulsifer - Daughters can sometimes be too serious, teach them to laugh and not take life too seriously.

S. Ajna - The sun is a daily reminder that we too can rise again from the darkness, that we too can shine our own light.

Barbara Kingsolver - Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up.