Steven Wright - A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Alexander the Great - I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.

Steven Wright - I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Steven Wright - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Steven Wright - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Steven Wright - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Steven Wright - I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

Steven Wright - “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

Madonna - A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.

Miley Cyrus - What I preach is: People fall in love with people, not gender, not looks, not whatever. What I’m in love with exists on almost a spiritual level.

N. T. Wright - Love is not just tolerance. It's not just distant appreciation. It's a warm sense of, 'I am enjoying the fact that you are you.

Abraham Lincoln - Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth.

Shannon Sharpe - A lot of people mistake habit for hard work. Doing something over and over again is not working hard.

Julius Erving- I firmly believe that respect is a lot more important, and a lot greater, than popularity.

Kell Brook - I'm scared of heights, but for my 30th birthday I'm going to try and get someone to kick me out of a plane and do a parachute jump.

Audre Lorde - When I use my strength in the service of my vision it makes no difference whether or not I am afraid.