Rodney Dangerfield-On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Rodney Dangerfield - Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid

Rodney Dangerfield - With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Paul Ryan - College graduates should not have to live out their 20s in their childhood bedrooms, staring up at fading Obama posters and wondering when they can move out and get going with life.

Marcel Wanders - I like swimming. I like the beach. I like fast cars. I like speedboats.

Eudora Welty - The excursion is the same when you go looking for your sorrow as when you go looking for your joy.

Joseph Campbell - I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.

Dolly Parton - "Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you.”

Sam Walton - Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.

Gwen Carr - We are going to get out here, I am going to get out here and get something done. We have to wake up America. We have to make America uncomfortable like we’ve been uncomfortable for 400 yea

Eddie Izzard - I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

John Cooper Clarke - If you don't like The Ramones, you don't like rock 'n'roll. They're like The Beach Boys without the sea.

Marilyn Monroe - Designers want me to dress like Spring, in billowing things. I don't feel like Spring. I feel like a warm red Autumn

William in A Knight’s Tale - I miss you like the sun misses the flowers, like the sun misses the flowers in the depths of winter, instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the f

Daniel Handler - I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in a bookstore together. I like to receive reference books on my birthday.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. - There is no friend like an old friend who has shared our morning days, no greeting like his welcome, no homage like his praise.