Erma Bombeck - Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

Erma Bombeck - Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Sophie Tucker - From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five

Erma Bombeck - I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Robert Frost - By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Kavita Ramdas - We need women who are so strong they can be gentle, so educated they can be humble, so fierce they can be compassionate, so passionate they can be rational, and so disciplined they can

Richard Nelson Bolles - Not for nothing is their motto TGIF ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do.

Arnold H. Glasgow - A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.

Virgil - They succeed, because they think they can.

Donald Glover - I personally don't believe people really grow. They just learn stuff when they were a kid, and hold on to it, and that affects every relationship they have.

Ron Chernow - I have developed a very strong partiality for the dead: they don't talk back, they don't sue, and they don't have angry relatives.

Rainer Maria Rilke - A person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them - they're who they've been throughout your whole relationship.

Madonna - A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.

Saint Augustine - If we live good lives, the times are also good. As we are, such are the times.

Francois Fenelon - Do not make best friends with a melancholy sad soul. They always are heavily loaded, and you must bear half.

Barry Ritholtz - 'Returnless risk' is not how you prepare for a decent retirement.