Todd Barry - I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

John Lennon - It matters not who you love, where you love, why you love, when you love, or how you love. It matters only that you love.

Mike Birbiglia - I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

Amy Harmon - I would remember how I had wanted her and hated her and wished she would leave me alone and never let me go. And I would miss her.

MB - Love yourself when you're tired. Love yourself when you're weak. Love yourself when you're confused. Love yourself when you're broken. Love yourself when you're restored.

Jim Rohn - Don’t wish it were easier. Wish you were better.

Stephen Hopkins - I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.

Angelita Lim — “I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.”

Mahatma Gandhi - Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever

Todd Kashdan - When we are open to new possibilities, we find them. Be open and skeptical of everything.

Thomas Fuller - If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.

Doug Larso - If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Robert Ripley - My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were on Saturday morning.

Thomas Aquinas - If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever.

Carl Jung - The word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

Dolly Parton - I am not gay, but if I were, I would be the first one running out of the closet.