Steven Wright - “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

Debasish Mridha - Summer is singing with joy, and the beaches are inviting you with dancing waves.

Steven Wright - I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

Kavita Ramdas - We need women who are so strong they can be gentle, so educated they can be humble, so fierce they can be compassionate, so passionate they can be rational, and so disciplined they can

Steven Wright - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Steven Wright - I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Keith Richards - You have the sun, you have the moon, you have the air that you breathe - and you have the Rolling Stones!

Kimberly Elise - I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad.

Oscar Wilde - The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

Steven Wright - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Leslie Caron - In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy?

Steven Wright - A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Dolly Parton - You can be rich in spirit, kindness, love and all those things that you can't put a dollar sign on

Joe Namath - When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.

Hannah Simone - When you're going through a breakup, you should just let yourself feel everything so you can get over it as opposed to pretending everything's okay and dragging it out.

Steven Wright - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Matthew Arnold - It is so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived light in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done