Red Skelton - His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Soren Kierkegaard - Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death.

Nelson Mandela - No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion.

Shirley MacLaine - I don't need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves.

James A. Garfield - For love of country they accepted death, and thus resolved all doubts, and made immortal their patriotism and their virtue.

Red Skelton - Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

Charles Kettering - Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice.

Shamita Shetty - I have made many decisions that I probably shouldn't have made, but life is about making mistakes, learning and moving on.

Rob Sheffield - Thank you for the music, Sleater-Kinney. This gang of three was the best American punk rock band ever. Ever.

Vladimir Nabokov — ”It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.”

Nayyirah Waheed, Lands - My mother was my first country, the first place I ever lived.

Rosalynn Carter - My mother made all of our clothes, my friends' mothers made all of their clothes. This was the Depression.

Valerie Lombardo - “To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.”

George Sand - Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure.

Hazel Scott - Who ever walked behind anyone to freedom? If we can't go hand in hand, I don't want to go.

Rodney Dangerfield - With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.