Steven Wright - I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

Donna Roberts - A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.

Mariah Carey - I am thinking of you, In my sleepless solitude tonight. If it’s wrong to love you, then my heart just won’t let me be right. ‘Cause I’m drowned in you, And I won’t pull through, without

John Cena - You know someone is very special to you when days just don’t seem right without them.

Lana Del Rey - Think I’ll miss you forever. Like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky.

Colleen Hoover - Sometimes I miss you so much, it hurts. It feels like someone is squeezing my heart with the strength of the entire world.

Clint Eastwood - Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

Steven Wright - I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. - There is no friend like an old friend who has shared our morning days, no greeting like his welcome, no homage like his praise.

Steven Wright - “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

Steven Wright - A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Steven Wright - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Steven Wright - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Steven Wright - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

N. T. Wright - Love is not just tolerance. It's not just distant appreciation. It's a warm sense of, 'I am enjoying the fact that you are you.

Matthew Arnold - It is so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived light in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done

Daniel Handler - I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in a bookstore together. I like to receive reference books on my birthday.

Marcel Wanders - I like swimming. I like the beach. I like fast cars. I like speedboats.

Taylor Swift - Relationships are like traffic lights. And I just have this theory that I can only exist in a relationship if it's a green light.

Danny Green - The relationship with a snake is not like what we have with dogs, like how we can sort of cuddle a dog.

Keith Richards - You have the sun, you have the moon, you have the air that you breathe - and you have the Rolling Stones!

Amity Shlaes- Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular.