Gary Larson - The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

Todd Barry - I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

George Sand - Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure.

Nelson Mandela - No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion.

Charles Kettering - Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice.

Soren Kierkegaard - Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death.

Henri Nouwen - I've had a tremendous problem with depression in my life. I'd rather not talk about it, because it's over. But depression is real.

Alfred Lord Tennyson - The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.

Doug Larson - A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Gary Gygax - There's a call to adventure. It's something in the inner psyche of humanity, particularly males.

Thomas S. Monson - Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.

Emil Zatopek - A runner must run with dreams in his heart, not money in his pocket.

Lin Yutang - No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow.

Blaise Pascal - The strength of a man's virtue should not be measured by his special exertions, but by his habitual acts.

John Sino - It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.

Arnold H. Glasow - A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit.