Steven Wright - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Debasish Mridha - Summer is singing with joy, and the beaches are inviting you with dancing waves.

Steven Wright - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Steven Wright - A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Steven Wright - I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Steven Wright - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Steven Wright - I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

Steven Wright - “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

Buddha - Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.

Liz Tuccillo - Everyone wants to talk about terrible breakups. Breakups are horrible, they're relatable, and people do them badly. Everyone has a story of a terrible breakup.

Hansika Motwani - Everyone has a breakup in their lives, and I think everyone should experience love.

Rasheed Ogunlaru - Be genuinely interested in everyone you meet and everyone you meet will be genuinely interested in you.

Pharrell Williams - The day we were free—everyone was free. Why not make it a paid holiday? We deserve that…We want a day that is inclusive to everyone.

Jim Rohn - If someone is going down the wrong road, he doesn’t need the motivation to speed him up. What he needs is education to turn him around.

Robert Benchley - A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

John Cheever - When I remember my family, I always remember their backs. They were always indignantly leaving places.

Coretta Scott King - On Thanksgiving Night, 1942, when I was fifteen years old, white racists burned our house to the ground.