Anne Lamott - Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. Template

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Kevin Smith - I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope. Template

Kevin Smith - I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Jeff Dunham - Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. Template

Jeff Dunham - Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Rob Lowe - I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties. Template

Rob Lowe - I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Blake Anderson - I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. Template

Blake Anderson - I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Cathy Guisewite - I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday. Template

Cathy Guisewite - I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Cody Horn - And I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world. Template

Cody Horn - And I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Gene Tierney - I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed. Template

Gene Tierney - I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Isla Fisher - I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. Template

Isla Fisher - I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Matthew Sweet - The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. Template

Matthew Sweet - The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Bobby Sherman - One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday. Template

Bobby Sherman - One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday. Template - Edit Online & Download

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John L. Phillips - There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday. Template

John L. Phillips - There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Walter Lord - Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. Template

Walter Lord - Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Lawrence Tierney - Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday. Template

Lawrence Tierney - Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday. Template - Edit Online & Download

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John Lydon - Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence. Template

John Lydon - Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Liza Soberano - I'm not really big on gifts. I like giving back on my birthday. Template

Liza Soberano - I'm not really big on gifts. I like giving back on my birthday. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Larry David - I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Template

Larry David - I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Template - Edit Online & Download

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Ansel Elgort - I had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house, and Chipotle catered. It was beautiful. Template

Ansel Elgort - I had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house, and Chipotle catered. It was beautiful. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Sundar Pichai - If I'm about to forget my kid's birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it. Template

Sundar Pichai - If I'm about to forget my kid's birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Chris Brown - My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing. Template

Chris Brown - My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Jim Kelly - When I retired from the NFL, my son was born on my birthday two weeks later, which is Valentine's Day. Imagine having a son born on your birthday. Template

Jim Kelly - When I retired from the NFL, my son was born on my birthday two weeks later, which is Valentine's Day. Imagine having a son born on your birthday. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Ben Platt - I had a 'Cats' phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for my birthday. Template

Ben Platt - I had a 'Cats' phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for my birthday. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Prabhas - I like spending time with my family and friends on my birthday. Template

Prabhas - I like spending time with my family and friends on my birthday. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Harold Pinter - My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish. Template

Harold Pinter - My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Sayaji Shinde - Everybody should plant a tree on any happy occasion or birthday and celebrate. Template

Sayaji Shinde - Everybody should plant a tree on any happy occasion or birthday and celebrate. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Kell Brook - I'm scared of heights, but for my 30th birthday I'm going to try and get someone to kick me out of a plane and do a parachute jump. Template

Kell Brook - I'm scared of heights, but for my 30th birthday I'm going to try and get someone to kick me out of a plane and do a parachute jump. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Thomas S. Monson - As I approached my 18th birthday and prepared to enter military service in World War II, I was recommended to receive the Melchizedek Priesthood. Template

Thomas S. Monson - As I approached my 18th birthday and prepared to enter military service in World War II, I was recommended to receive the Melchizedek Priesthood. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Alessandro Michele - My father was a shaman. He told me that time doesn't exist. He didn't use a clock. He didn't know when my birthday was. Template

Alessandro Michele - My father was a shaman. He told me that time doesn't exist. He didn't use a clock. He didn't know when my birthday was. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Rakesh Sharma - There is one person who sends me three cards every year. One on New Year's, one for my birthday and the third that marks the anniversary of my flight into space. Template

Rakesh Sharma - There is one person who sends me three cards every year. One on New Year's, one for my birthday and the third that marks the anniversary of my flight into space. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Rachael Ray - I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. Template

Rachael Ray - I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Samantha Bee - I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too. Template

Samantha Bee - I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Bret Hart - Every year, I think you earn the right to eat cake on your birthday. Template

Bret Hart - Every year, I think you earn the right to eat cake on your birthday. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Mary Steenburgen - I decided if you're lucky enough to be alive, you should use each birthday to celebrate what your life is about. Template

Mary Steenburgen - I decided if you're lucky enough to be alive, you should use each birthday to celebrate what your life is about. Template - Edit Online & Download

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The Ultimate Warrior - Martin Luther King can have his own self-titled birthday recognized as a national holiday, but not our country's first president? Template

The Ultimate Warrior - Martin Luther King can have his own self-titled birthday recognized as a national holiday, but not our country's first president? Template - Edit Online & Download

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Steven Wright - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' Template

Steven Wright - I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' Template - Edit Online & Download

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Julianna Margulies - The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. Template

Julianna Margulies - The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Molly Sims - My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. Template

Molly Sims - My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Debbie Macomber - I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. Template

Debbie Macomber - I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Stephen Hopkins - I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face. Template

Stephen Hopkins - I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Sammy Hagar - Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. Template

Sammy Hagar - Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. Template - Edit Online & Download

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E. Joseph Cossman - The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Template

E. Joseph Cossman - The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Norman Rockwell - I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! Template

Norman Rockwell - I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! Template - Edit Online & Download

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Sam Levenson - It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' Template

Sam Levenson - It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' Template - Edit Online & Download

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Sloane Crosley - I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. Template

Sloane Crosley - I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Kristin Armstrong - I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over. Template

Kristin Armstrong - I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Anne Lamott - The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. Template

Anne Lamott - The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Robert Staughton Lynd - Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. Template

Robert Staughton Lynd - Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Barry White - I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music. Template

Barry White - I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Mikhail Baryshnikov - I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care. Template

Mikhail Baryshnikov - I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care. Template - Edit Online & Download

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Art Buchwald - This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. Template

Art Buchwald - This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. Template - Edit Online & Download

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