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A. J. Odudu - My birthday is two days before Valentine's Day so it has always been about that rather than romance.

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Bob Hope - You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope - Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

Jerry Seinfeld - You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.’

Booth Tarkington - Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.

Lionel Blue - To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.

John Glenn - There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Betty White - The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.

Brigitte Bardot - Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.

Groucho Marx - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Satchel Paige - Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.

Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.

Charles Schulz - Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Sophie Tucker - From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five

Lucille Ball - The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Jim Gaffigan - Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.

Dave Allen - I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me.

Euripides - If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

Golda Meir - Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.

Paris Hilton - The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday.

Bobby Kelton - Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

Carl Gustav Jung - Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.

Anna Magnani - Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.

Thomas Bailey Aldrich - To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age.

Byron Pulsifer - A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.

Georges Clemenceau - Everything I know I learned after I was 30.

M. Rivers - Your age isn't you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.

Tom Wilson - Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Emily Dickinson - We turn not older with years, but newer every day.

Nicky Gumbel - Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!

William Barclay - There are two great days in a person’s life—the day we are born and the day we discover why.

Menachem Mendel Schneerson - Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.

Edward Morykwas - Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Rachel Maddow - My life is better with every year of living it.

Bernard Baruch - To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Norman Wisdom - As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Fred Astaire - Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.

Wilfred Peterson - Your birthday is the beginning of your own personal new year. Your first birthday was a beginning, and each new birthday is a chance to begin again, to start over, to take a new gri

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Blake Anderson - I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.

Jeff Dunham - Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event.

Rob Lowe - I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.

Cody Horn - And I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world.

Cathy Guisewite - I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.

Isla Fisher - I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

Gene Tierney - I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed.

Matthew Sweet - The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him.

Lawrence Tierney - Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.

Walter Lord - Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.