Norman Rockwell - I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!
Adele - I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.
Art Buchwald - This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
E. Joseph Cossman - The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Loretta Lynn - My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him.
Ellen Glasgow - It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
4
