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If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone. Template

Amity Shlaes- Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. Template

Erma Bombeck - I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. Template

Joan Rivers - The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. Template

Madelaine Petsch - It's a lot of scrubbing of my lips every day. I make my own lip scrubs at home with coffee grinds and coconut oil. Template

David Lynch - I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. Template

Jilly Cooper - Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon. Template

Paul Erdos - A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Template

Anton du Beke - My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe. Template

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Steven Wright - “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” Template

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If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.

Amity Shlaes- Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular.

Erma Bombeck - I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Joan Rivers - The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

Madelaine Petsch - It's a lot of scrubbing of my lips every day. I make my own lip scrubs at home with coffee grinds and coconut oil.

David Lynch - I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.

Jilly Cooper - Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.

Paul Erdos - A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Anton du Beke - My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.

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Steven Wright - “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

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