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Vicki Lawrence- I hear from many a man around Halloween that's dressed up as Mama for Halloween. It's a great costume.
Diamond Dallas Page- All the competitors knew the importance of Halloween Havoc. It was the WCW equivalent to SummerSlam.
Laura Whitmore- I love Halloween.
Cassandra Peterson- I've made a career off of Halloween.
Rodney Dangerfield-On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Jonathan Groff - For Halloween, I've gone trick-or-treating as Mary Poppins, Peter Pan, and Robin Hood.
Drew Carey - I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'
Thomas Middleditch - I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween.
Millie Bobby Brown - I'm cool with people dressing up as Eleven for Halloween. I definitely want to open my door and give them candy.
Steven Wright - A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Sean Lock - I always ask for fresh coffee because instant doesn't give you the caffeine buzz you need.
Jennifer Lopez - I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.
Edward Abbey - Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
Taylor Kinne - I love Sunday-morning drives. I'll be up at 6 A.M., get a cup of coffee, and head out.
Hugh Laurie - I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can't go back. You cannot go back.
Gerard Way - Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
AJ Lee - Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee.
Eddie Izzard - I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
Ice Cube - I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients.
Fran Drescher - Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
David Letterman - If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.
Earl Wilson - Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Lewis Black- I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
Lara Flynn Boyle - Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
Mae West - If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Jackie Chan - Coffee is a language in itself.
Steven Wright - I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Rita Moreno - Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.
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John Cooper Clarke - If you don't like The Ramones, you don't like rock 'n'roll. They're like The Beach Boys without the sea.
Will Ferrell - I'm a Cancer; I'm music-passionate. I like long walks on the beach.
Rose Byrne - I'm in love with the city. You can impress an Australian with a city, but you can't impress them with a beach.
Rob Gronkowski - I like anywhere with a beach. A beach and warm weather is all I really need
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P. J. O'Rourke - Of all the American educational system's problems, none is more severe than the academic year beginning before Labor Day.
Elayne Boosler - My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.
Josh Billings - There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
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Angelo Spagnolo - I don’t let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time.
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